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I ain’t playin today.

…then this dude zipped his hoodie, made his peace with god, and stumbled to an alley somewhere #happilyeverafter

…then this dude zipped his hoodie, made his peace with god, and stumbled to an alley somewhere #happilyeverafter

…and then this over-qualified, photogenic-as-fuck dude disarmed a fight between a UGA alum and the ambassador of Persia… #ww3

…and then this over-qualified, photogenic-as-fuck dude disarmed a fight between a UGA alum and the ambassador of Persia… #ww3

Susan Lucci was nice enough to pose for a picture with us on set.  #deviousmaids

Susan Lucci was nice enough to pose for a picture with us on set. #deviousmaids

Me, The Absolut Vodka Girl, and Michelangelo. Shutting this mother down. @chelseagram #hangovers #literallyandfiguratively

Me, The Absolut Vodka Girl, and Michelangelo. Shutting this mother down. @chelseagram #hangovers #literallyandfiguratively

Crime Thrillers: single-handedly keeping shadowy men employed

Crime Thrillers: single-handedly keeping shadowy men employed

Spread the word: I’m available for birthdays.

Spread the word: I’m available for birthdays.

Missing LA today…see you in a few weeks, guys. #paramount

Missing LA today…see you in a few weeks, guys. #paramount