…then this dude zipped his hoodie, made his peace with god, and stumbled to an alley somewhere #happilyeverafter
…and then this over-qualified, photogenic-as-fuck dude disarmed a fight between a UGA alum and the ambassador of Persia… #ww3
Me, The Absolut Vodka Girl, and Michelangelo. Shutting this mother down. @chelseagram #hangovers #literallyandfiguratively